Chicken Run 2022
Tired of waiting a whole year between Cannonballs?
Tired of being cooped up in the house all winter long?
Wanna drive around looking for drinking chickens?
Then we have the event for you! Welcome to Chicken Run 2022.
To increase the charitable contributions that Cannonball Adventures we’ve added an additional event, which really does involve drinking chickens, and only takes an afternoon, and involves driving around with your miscreant friends, and is within a limited area.
On April 9th, at noon, the Cannonball Committee is going to let loose two chickens in Green Bay, WI. One will be in area code 54301, and the other will be in area code 54302. These two chickens will be identifiable as chickens by their chicken hats, and looking a lot like a couple of guys that usually show up at the Cannonball. They will remain at one local watering hole for the entire event. Find one and you’ll get whatever they haven’t consumed from 25% of the entry fees. Find them both and you can get 50%.
Okay, motley crew of misadventurers, I know that mathing is hard, so I’m gonna break it down for you.
Say we receive $1000 in entry fees ($100 per team). $500 goes into the pool for the charity contribution at Cannonball Wisconsin 2022, the chickens then receive $250 each to consume before the end of the Chicken Run (4:30 pm). Find one before they start and you get the whole $250, find them after they’ve had a few, and you’ll get whatever is left in their kitty.
Now get it? Er no? Drop us a line and we’ll explain it to you with very small words, very slowly.
How much is the jackpot? Depends on the number of teams. 10 teams would equal up to $250 per chicken. 20 teams would be up to $500 per chicken. (I’m pretty sure these chickens are experienced, but they’re gonna hard pressed to burn through $500.)
Each winning team (there can be two) will get an official Chicken Run trophy and one t-shirt. Team of four? Figure it out, I don’t care.
Ready for this? Cluck cluck, motherfuckers.
Standard Cannonball Rules apply, a DD is recommended, all federal, state, and local laws apply.
Sign up for Chicken Run 2022 Below.